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Couldn’t Care Less

“Back when I worked at a movie theater, one of my fellow assistant managers, Jack, didn’t care about anything. One time this lady wanted a refund for a movie she’d finished watching. She was going crazy, screaming at us about how the movie was too inappropriate to be rated PG-13 and she couldn’t stand all the swearing in the movie.

Couldn't Care Less

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I kept calmly trying to explain to her that since the movie was already over we couldn’t give her a refund. She’s not hearing it, and looks to Jack. He starts saying the same thing I did, and she interrupts him again. Jack rolls his eyes and just says, ‘Well, that’s just too [bleeping] bad,’ and walks off. Cue stunned look on everyone’s faces.”

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