Perfectly Executed
U/soniccry: “I worked at this BBQ joint…there was this table with a really obnoxious 4 year old that kept grabbing at everything, my hands, my clothes, the tray I was serving from…this went all the whole meal and the parents didn’t do a thing about it…So towards the end of their meal they order dessert – peanut butter silk pie…I make sure to cover it in an extra mound of whipped cream and balance it precariously on the side of my tray, counter-balanced with a couple of soda refills for the parents…
When I got to the table the little f—– made a grab for the tray and everything conveniently capsized all over him and his parents. They were covered in diet coke, whipped cream, and the stickiest peanut putter pie you can imagine! I looked appropriately chagrined and said ‘I am SO sorry. Guess that’s what happens when you have kids.’”
