7-Year-Old Instincts
U/sigfemseks: “When I was 7, I was at a crowded McDonalds near Disneyland. I tried to squeeze through the really long line waiting to order food and accidentally bumped into this woman with her two kids. She turned to me and said in her most sarcastic and accusing voice ‘Well excuuuuse me.’ to which my 7 year old self instantly responded: ‘Why, did you fart?’ A few people in line laughed and I continued on my way.
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She did not look pleased to be told off by a 7 year old. To this day, I have no idea why I said it, but I’m really glad I did.”
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